Subj: Missouri Topo Model
Date: Friday, July 18, 2003 11:11:54 AM
From: jackson2@daffron.net (Ted & Millie Jackson)
To: AllanMcNYC@AOL.com

Mr. McCollum:

With your letter of June 15th and now for Champ Clark Honey Shuck Restoration, Inc., in Bowling Green, MO,... beyond some primal urge to acquire lots of stuff and some culturally conditioned impulse to grab what's free,... in a more reasoned moment I must say that we have no real need nor any appropriate use for your model and, capitulating to better judgment, will decline your offer.

Altho', it looks really cool!

Thanks, but no thanks.

But if you're coming this way with a temporal need to sit on the porch for a while, to have a glass of iced tea, to solve a few World Issues and listen to the corn grow,... well, the latch string is out and the dog's tied up.

Ted Jackson,
Otherwise President, Champ Clark Honey Shuck Restoration, Inc.